How was your week?

A client of mine sent me an email, stating that she'd had a rotten week and asking after mine.

I responded with:

There is a scene in the movie Gladiator, in the very beginning, where Russel Crowe's character says "Upon my word, unleash Hell" and then the Romans use catapults with boulders drenched in tar to set fire to the trees while men bleed into the soil.

My week has been like that. I hope yours has been better.